Friday, March 28, 2014

Why the hell is detention all day?? (The Breakfast Club)

Ok, not for the Breakfast Club

Hahaha

But really

Ok, starting this thing off, this is probably one of the best films I’ve ever seen. I’ve been putting off watching it for yeeeeears and finally being able to sit down and watch it as a film student was an amazing experience. Looking back at high school, I always hated that there was so much divide between group just because we had different friends. This movie demonstrates that we all have problems that we have to face, and being seperate doesn’t help it.
In terms of character development, I think that Claire had the least development. She was always the prissy popular rich girl, and there’s nothing wrong with that, but she remained the same. When it came down to it, she still asked Brian to do the assignment, and she just found it in her plans to give Allison a makeover. This part is where the post-feminism talk from the reading comes in. Instead of the only two girls in the movie bonding over something that was specifically meant to advance them as women, Claire had to doll her up, and make her look different to be accepted. Even then, it’s weird because this is when Andrew suddenly finds her attractive. From the beginning of the movie, it was evident that he cared about how she felt, but when she kept putting up walls, he gave up. I don’t agree that it was good that she put up walls, but when you’re helping someone out, don’t get mad when they’re putting those walls up.
Another thing about the movie that was pretty weird was the fact that no one smelled the weed. Those kids were openly smoking, and there was no mention of it again. Andrew even hotboxed himself in an office, and that would most definitely come through the vents of the building. As for the ending, I try not to read too deep into it. Yes they were split off into couples, and it was cliche, but I think it was only because things would go back to normal on Monday. They all knew that, so they just tried to have as much fun with each other before the world goes back to normal.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Nightmare on Academic Ave (The Michael Jackson Bad Re-Release on Blu-Ray™ dir. Michael Bay)

Ha... Before I start, it’s weird how they call him Fred. Freddy sounds more menacing...

Now, this is probably the best and worst movie I have ever seen. It's not a bad movie, but it's a baaaaad movie, you know? Like, I'll talk about it, enjoy it, and I might even watch it again, but I will tell you how bad it is. I guess you could just say it's Michael Jackson bad. The part in the movie that stuck out to me most was the special effects. Today, we're spoiled with so many computer effects, it's like the actor barely has to do anything but read their lines, and any action is a 3D model that some guy made on his iMac.


In this day and age, they relied mostly on slight of the eye style camera tricks. The 2 moments that were highly evident to out spoiled eyes all involved the mother too. When she is plagued by Freddy in the end, she gets sucked into the bed, and it’s so evident that it’s a dummy body. It’s not like when Johnny Depp’s character got sucked into the bed. He actually got sucked in. I really wonder if that TV that went right after hurt him. The other part that was weird was when Freddy reached through the door and grabbed her. It was another dummy. I mean, c’mon… 


When looking at the reading, Carol Clover looks beyond the effects and begins to break down what many do not see in the characters. She talks about hos certain characters are set up, and how their acts cause their deaths. Let’s look at Tina. She’s not the best person when it comes down to it, and 15 minutes into the movie, she’s already having pre-marital sex with Rod. A huuuuuge movie no-no. And what does it lead to? DEATH! Lots of blood, and lots of DEATH! *cough*